So sick of being sick

I was on vacation the week of February 13th. It was lovely. After a very busy holiday season and depressingly just as busy January, it was a very nice little break. I came home feeling ready to work and with a plan for a productive rest of the month. Sadly, it was not to be.

I'm sick. I don't normally indulge in public airing of grievances but, as I cannot recall ever having been this sick in my whole life, I feel a need to record this ridiculous week of misery for posterity. I think it's...