Stated Secrets and The Waiting Game

So - long time, no post. Is my life really that boring? (Don't answer that). Have I really sat in a puddle of disinterest since I got back from Australia, and done nothing worth talking about since?

Well, no, in fact I've been doing a bunch of stuff that I'm not allowed to talk about. Or more correctly a bunch of stuff I can now talk about a bit - but you can't tell anyone else about this, because it's a secret, just between us. Shsh.

Happened like this.....

About a year ago, and out of the ...