I Subscribed to Ben Shapiro’s Streaming Service and Watched His School Shooter Movie

Four Stars

Action-packed and doesn’t glorify school shooters, instead glorifies the heroes who stop them. We hear the stupid nihilistic message that drive school shooters and the main character Zoe talks straight back to that narrative, laughing at the guy who wants a “reckoning” for being bullied in 6th grade.

Strong badass female main character.

Shows that people are the problem not guns (because duh). I kind of figured going into it that good guys with guns would be the heroes, because it is distributed by Ben Shapiro’s media company and I was not disappointed. I know hoes mad because it didn’t do a whole ‘lock up the guns’ thing, but it was really tastefully done. Also really not sure why the people all concerned about fascism and authoritarianism want the government to have weapons and individual citizens to have very limited access to them.

I thought the execution of the good guys with guns message was great. Done very well. Zoe made the school shooters look like lame idiots. We really needed a school shooter movie to (finally) do that.

The only reason I’m giving it four stars is because (as someone who used to work in a middle/high school and has done the run/hide/fight school shooter drills with kids) I can tell you that no freaking school still does lockdowns. Even back when they still DID lockdowns, they didn’t keep kids from running out the exits. Tons of kids evacuated themselves during the Columbine massacre. So it was kind of dumb that there was a lockdown in a movie set in the present day. Also like nobody in the building knew a shooting was happening in the cafeteria….you know fast all the kids in the caf would have texted all their friends irl? Also gunshots. They loud. And why were there literally NO teachers in the cafeteria when the shooting started? Lunch duty is a thing. And how in the fuck did nobody else in the school hear or notice a van being driven INTO the building? It was wild. Literally the entire rest of the school kept trucking, going blissfully about their business.

Also, there was way too much Columbine fangirl fap material. Did we need that chick to jut out her chest and breathily go “Please don’t hurt me”? I feel like it should have ended with an UwU. And the scene where he makes the teacher take her shirt off at gunpoint. Just saying columbine fangirls be masturbating tonight….or not, because the overlap of humans who are subscribed to Ben Shapiro and humans who masturbate to school shooters is probably incredibly small.

Anyway, I’ll be making a full movie review for my youtube channel. It will probably go up tomorrow.

Fair warning, I probably will delete my channel again if I ever get too many followers. I’ve done it multiple times now, so safe to say I’ll probably keep doing it. Because I think I want attention. Then I get it and I’m like “No!” and then everybody leaves me alone and I want it again. So….don’t subscribe to me if you want me to keep making content. I have a panic attack whenever anything I do starts to take off.