[PROJECT NAME] IRC Channel leaves Freenode. Outrageous!

BREAKING NEWS:

Today, [PROJECT NAME] has announced it is officially taking its IRC channel away from Freenode.

[RANDOM PERSON WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE INVOLVED IN PROJECT BUT ONCE LOGGED INTO THAT IRC CHANNEL] says, in a statement, “The actions of Freenode have been outraegous! Scandalous! Not running that specific IRC server the way I want it to be run is literally violence! We had no choice but to take our [PROJECT NAME] channel off of Freenode and move it to [RANDOM OTHER IRC SERVER]!”

This move was applauded by several Twitter accounts which have cartoon animals for avatars.

“About [CENSORED] time! Freenode is literally the devil. I heard they are all Nazis there now,” stated [ANONYMOUS CARTOON ANIMAL TWITTER USER WITH 12 FOLLOWERS]. “And I should know. I am the most important and experienced person in the open source world.”