Day TWO without Twitter

The day isn't even over yet and I've revised like a hundred pages. WOW! Thanks Twitter for sucking away my life for the past few months!

Imagine what I could have accomplished with all of that time. In fact, wait. I'll imagine for you... (cut to fuzzy dream sequence)

THINGS I WOULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT MY TWITTER ADDICTION:

-wrote three more novels. Not kidding.
-painted the living room, kitchen cabinets and bathroom.
-installed hard wood floors
-made more friends of the flesh and blood variety
-grown ...