The AP reports on converting from Catholicism to ...

... "Southern Baptism". Which is rather funny. Especially at 3:00 am.

Other conversions that might be interesting to witness, even if from a safe and wary distance:

• From Methodism to Scientologistism
• From Buddhism to Agnosticalism
• From Mormonism to Hinduitism
• From Presbyterianism to Palestinianism
• From Lutheranism to Easternism Orthoproxy
• From Atheism to Satanalyticalism
• From Free Jazz to Neo-Prog Rocketism

I could do this all night. But, instead, I'm converting to Fallasleepism....zzzzz...