Hailing From Hayling

As of this writing, I am on Hayling Island, on something the Government insists on erroneously referring to as a Staycation.

Staycation (stay ca’ shun): a holiday spent at home and involving day trips to local attractions.*

I am, however, on holiday (US: vacation) because I am not in my own home; I’m in someone else’s home.

As is my habit when I report on a holiday, I am going to provide a review of the holiday cottage we are staying in. This time, it’s going to take up more column inch...