My Week in Twitter

I think I have pleurisy. Or meningitis. Maybe both. # Alka-seltzer plus is effective against pleural meningitis, right? # Taught daughter the pronounciation of "synecdoche" this evening. She was justifiably outraged. # The only thing better than bacon is bacon sauteed in butter #yesiacceptmymortality # Soon I will run out of old "Pawn Star" [...]