The Fiver | Selflessly embracing the silver lining by giving ourselves the afternoon off

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After the spectacular success of 2009’s STOP FOOTBALL campaign, which was formally recognised by Fifa last year following an unrelated pandemic, The Fiver moved enthusiastically on to its next project: STOP MYRIAD SOCIAL MEDIA DISGRACES. It was a simple idea, designed to preserve the endangered concept of the dignified private conversation. After a year of meticulous preparation, which mostly involved telling our techie cousin Two-Bit Fiver what to do while we watched repeats of Premier League Years 1994-95, we proudly prepared for the launch of our campaign this morning. And then we pressed the wrong bloody button and shorted half the internet!

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