Fighting my inner zombie

“But I need to see my Likes! I should check to see if anyone reacted to my comment in Old Guys Who Like Old Comics or that thread about Madge the Palmolive Lady.”

My self looked at me askance. “Yesterday, when you banged your head against the dining room light fixture, are you should you didn’t hurt anything?”

“You may be right,” I admitted. “I do feel a little bit like I’ve been dipping into the silly sauce today.”

“Oh, you’re OK,” my self replied. “If you’re able to feel anything,...