Sup, my tiny little dots!?
Hey, not that anyone asked for it, but here's me on a podcast drinking (probably too much) and talking about my new book (
Zoltergeist the Poltergeist), retiring my pen name, possibly going in new directions as a writer someday, and related miscellany for like 12 straight hours (okay, closer to 2.5)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9Mcv...Sincerely,
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Do everyone a favor and try retiring your pen too, weirdo."
Ah, summer! And yet another year has passed where NOT ONE PERSON ON EARTH has read 'Prince; Part Two' or any other book written by Edward Dumbass. And to think that a year from now—and the year after that—the previous statement will continue to hold true, its veracity unchallenged into perpetuity. And like the terrible, unreadable, unread text of the book itself, that stupid, misused semicolon in the title will always be there: a symbol of the moron’s entire dogshit 200-book oeuvre as it slips away into eternity, just as terrible, unread and unreadable today as it will be tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow…