Immersion Reporting

So to get closer to my work, I decided to have somebody break into my house last week. Well, it wasn't really my decision, but subconsciously I might've brought it on. It'll definitely help out with interviews: "Oh, I know man, I just got broken into last night... So how did it feel when you got beaten up/stabbed/shot/robbed/stalked/spat upon?"
You know how people always tell you that it feels like your home isn't your home anymore after it gets "violated?" Didn't happen. Maybe I have a high v...