A History of Classical Greece from So Long to I Guess, Potami

Recent end-of-year discussions of the experience of online teaching, combined with contemplation of what next year might be like, reminded me that I meant to post a summary of the best of autocaptioning. Maybe this can be a permanent replacement for the annual festival of exam errors that some academics are so fond of celebrating; these are so much stupider, and create far more work…

Our knowledge of early Greek history is fragmentary and uncertain. We hear of Craig Owen the legendary king of the city of Thieves, Polite Critiques the tyrant of Samos, the Museum of Halley call and assess, and the early Athenian lawgiver Bronco. Our Auditors recounts the story of the Athenian Tyrannosaur, Hahm odious Nowrasteh Gaitan, and the Persian Wars, including the heroic warriors of Spot on at Thumb up apply. 

We then come to the Pelican Museum War, the causes of which Through Sedatives dramatises in the speeches of the Coarse Sirens and the Currant Films, and the demand of the Cartoons that Parrot please should drive out the cars of the Alchemy Only to I from Athens. Unenthused cities contrasts the ideal of Pirate Lee’s fuel operation with the impact of the plague (including the death of Pyrrhic Lives), the Middle Indian Revolt and the Mr Lini Debate featuring Clive Owen and Di Auditors, and the terrible Call Syrian Sassy’s. 

The events of the war include Athenian victory at pea blossoms bacteria, led by DeMoss the Knees, and the activities of General Brexit US in France. Then comes the piece of thinking arse, during which the Athenians attacked Meat Loaf and then launched an attack on Surrey cruise, but this was undermined by the scandal around the the Aleuts Indian mystery and the mutilation of the homes, which remined everyone of the Torana science. After the end of Theroux’s editor’s account, Athens was eventually defeated at the battle of I guess, Potami… 

Other versions of Pericles: PEMRA cleaves. Parallelise. Prickliness. Paraphilias. 

Other versions of Thucydides – and this is why doing the captions for a year-long module on Thucydides was such fun: Through Siddata. Through CDC’s. Few Cities. Cincinnati’s. Things editors. Subsidiaries. Things that it is. Stupidities. Thanks Ed Years. Health facilities. Sioux City. Suzerainty. Yes, teaching a course on Thucydides was SO much fun…