Dildo Shenanigans: Where it all began

Dildo Shenanigans with Big Blue Merman Smurf

First, I’d like to state that I am not responsible for the full name of Big Blue. I have friends who enjoy tormenting me and have probably been banned from naming things in the future.

Okay, let’s be real. We know they’ve been banned from naming things in the future.

Every year, Smutathon – Smut for a Cause – happens. Every year, I donate. This last time I won a prize! I won a handcrafted dildo from SheVibe. He is handsome as hell and quite f...