Cicadas. Again.

The cicadas are coming! They totally are! ANY MINUTE now! Hordes of them are going to descend on you . . . just . . . about . . . any . . . second . . .
 Seriously. Almost daily since February, the media outlets have been warning--WARNING!--us about DA CICADAS! Did you know they were coming? Did you know they were supposed to be here . . . NOW! Oops . . . I mean . . . NOW! No, wait . . . NOW! Hold on . . .
 Just stop. We know they're coming and we don't need to hear about it again.
 

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