Tweet of the Day, They Found The Guy, But Not The TIGER? edition.

I feel that possibly law enforcement’s priorities should have been reversed here.

UPDATE: A man who went on the lam with a Bengal tiger that unnerved Houston residents is in custody, but the tiger's whereabouts are still unknown, the police said.

— Neil Vigdor (@gettinviggy) May 11, 2021

Via @BrianFaughnan. On the other hand, it’s Texas. The tiger’s probably holed up somewhere, trying to figure out how to get to a zoo safely, because he didn’t ask for this, human. He was behaving himself. Getting dumped in the middle of a state where they give out AR-15s as party favors wasn’t his idea.