Jimmy Carr Jokes

Jimmy Carr is a comedian from the U.K. A few of my favorite Jimmy Carr jokes:

"David Cameron says he'll put a cap onimmigrants coming into the UK. That's wrong. Immigrants should be allowed towear what they like."

 "They're going to ban smoking in privatevehicles. That's left smokers fuming. But not in their cars."
His absolute best pick up line in a bar: "Does this cloth smell of chloroform?"
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Published on February 23, 2012 05:33
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