May 4, 2021: Akemi-isms and Pro Lessons!

So, earlier today…

Akemi: Stocks have flateaued.
Me: Plateaued. It's PLATeaued.
Akemi: But isn't it flat.
Me: Maybe, but there's not such thing as FLATeaued.
Akemi: WUT???!
Reminiscent of the "Happy DELAYTED Birthday" revelation.

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) May 4, 2021

Reminded me of this –

In all fairness, her versions are superior.

Hey, here’s something I learned today…

#WritingTip
Do NOT consume an entire can of LaCroix just prior to your pitch.

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) May 4, 2021

Also learned today that is not in my best interest to do professional favors for people who are not my friends.  It’s something I have long considered but recent events have cemented the fact I am truly wasting time and effort that could be better spent focusing on my own projects.

Today’s Yes/No…

Lava Chicken? Yes/No https://t.co/V3bCKeBpam

— Joseph Mallozzi (@BaronDestructo) May 4, 2021

Finally, in the unlikely event you missed yesterday’s Orville Nation stream with Dark Matter’s resident rogue, the lovely and talented Anthony Lemke…

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