Tweet of the Day, …Was Whoever Wrote This Married? edition.

Because my answer key ain’t his or hers.

Are you ready for marriage in 1951? Why not take the quiz! pic.twitter.com/1JjABkEJCk

— Pulp Librarian (@PulpLibrarian) April 28, 2021

Just one example: “Why don’t you go back and eat hers then!” is the right damn answer. Also, any idiot who lets his wife know that an ‘old flame is back in town’ (as opposed to ‘Hey, remember X from college? Yeah, she’s gonna be in the area next week’) absolutely deserves the negative reinforcement coming his way. Seriously: see that look on his face? Why is it there? What on earth was this guy’s victory condition?

Youth is wasted on the young, sometimes.

Moe Lane