Dear Bitches, Smart Authors Podcast, Episode No. 20. The Mysterious Hymen

We're back! And it's podcast time – wherein we talk about what YOU think the misplaced hymen should be called.

We also decided that you should pick the winner, so make your choice from the selection below and let us know what you think is the best entry. Please note: there were some late entries (heh heh) to the contest that don't appear in the podcast but do appear in the voting.

This week's music was provided by Sassy Outwater, and this track is called "Dragons," by a Parisian group called...