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Y1 Traitor Hangout by WJ MacGuffin

PARANOIA Y1 Traitor Hangout by WJ MacGuffin. Cover by Jim Holloway

FOLLOW ALL MANDATES SO ALPHA COMPLEX WILL WORK PECFERTLY.

In Alpha Complex, The Computer's underground city of the future, happy citizens follow all mandates. If they don't, The Computer will be unhappy. This will make the happy citizens unhappy too. Quickly.

THE COMPUTER DID NOT SAY "PECFERTLY." THE COMPUTER ALWAYS SPEAKS FERPECTLY.

Efficiency auditor Clarence-Y enforces mandates – and he knows them all. By owning a secret pet, the mutant lab mouse Ignatius, Clarence has already broken 22 mandates. And it's not even lunch.

ATTENTION: REPLACE MISTAKEN USE OF "FERPECTLY" WITH "CREFPETLY." THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

On assignment for Internal Security, Clarence impersonates notorious criminal "Superstar Pirate" and infiltrates four treasonous secret societies in one day. All the mandate violations! They're making his head explode.

No, wait – it's heavy weaponry. That's what will explode his head.

"This novel has been tested on non-PARANOIA fans. They enjoyed it immensely and with minimal scarring." — WJ MacGuffin

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