A Salmonweird Sleighing: Chapter 1

So, here it is! The moment a handful of people have been waiting for. Here is the opening chapter of the second Salmonweird book: the Christmas Crime Comedy Caper A Salmonweird Sleighing.

Hello, my name is Karl, I’m a retired detective, the only living human in the village, and it’s a dark and stormy night.

Do you know what? I hate that line too, but being so close to Christmas, my guess is you’ll forgive the little transgression for the sake of the season. It’s better than Once up a t...