'When Do Parents Sleep?' and Other Burning Questions?

Last week I journeyed to a foreign land. Many of you live there already. Some may be regular visitors. There'll be others, like me, that arrive and know nothing of its customs and traditions. The learning curve is steep; every moment providing a hands on lesson in alien life. Nothing is familiar. Nothing makes sense. Reason is useless. The land is established and set in its ways. It will not change for a visitor. The visitor must twist themselves into unrecognisable shapes for their own survival...