Tangible Fiction

For those who prefer a physical manifestation of a fictional concept, Deeply Disturbed Donuts is now available in print. Why? Well, a paperback copy has some unique advantages. Whacking spiders is the obvious biggie, but there are more. The printed version never runs low on power. Propping up a short chair leg works much better with the paperback than an e-reader. It’s much easier to balance a coffee mug on the print copy than on your phone. In addition, the physical book can be used in an emergency as a temporary table for actual donuts. (I wouldn’t recommend it with the donuts in this story, though.)

Do any of these situations sound familiar? If so, you might want to pick up the paperback version from Amazon. Finish you coffee first. Don’t tell the spiders. You wouldn’t want to ruin the surprise.