I was *just* citing this as a story I was glad to have not written . . .

. . . but now I see that it's got the full Hollywood treatment and a soundtrack from my favorite Johnny Cash album and, you know what? I'm still pretty glad I didn't write it. This is one of those moments when you realize that "sour grapes" is, in fact, another name for "wine."

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