OH NO! It's the terrible nightmare scenario Rick Santorum has been trying to protect us from all these years!!!

Incestuous twin brothers wonder if they should reveal their secret relationship. - Slate Magazine

My fraternal twin and I (both men) are in our late 30s. We were always extremely close and shared a bedroom growing up. When we were 12 we gradually started experimenting sexually with each other. After a couple of years, we realized we had fallen in love. Of course we felt guilty and ashamed, and we didn't dare tell anyone what we were doing. We hoped it was "just a phase" that we'd grow out of, but we wound up sleeping together �until we left for college. We knew this could ruin our lives, so we made a pact to end it. We attended schools far apart and limited our contact to family holidays. But we never fell out of love with each other, so after graduation we moved in together and have been living very discreetly as a monogamous couple ever since. I'm not writing to you to pass moral judgment on our relationship—we're at peace and very happy. Our dilemma is how to deal with our increasingly nosy family and friends. . . .

*SPOILER ALERT*: These dudes are really just *one* dude that's a time traveller, getting atemporally auto-monogomous for the long haul.