The Fiver | The brazen neck to describe this as one of 'those big England nights'

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England play the worst team in the world later on Thursday. San Marino are ranked 210th and last in the official rankings, and we always trust Fifa when it starts talking numbers. That means they’ve been even less successful historically than the likes of São Tomé and Principe, Brunei Darussalam, the Turks and Caicos Islands, and Scotland. Kick-off at Wembley is at 7.45pm GMT on ITV. Not long after, Stacey makes a big decision in EastEnders, which sounds interesting, while over on The Dog House (Channel 4, 8pm) the folk at the kennels might have found a forever home for Grant the little West Highland terrier. Aw bless. Very much looking forward to seeing him scamper about.

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What an UNBELIEVABLE moment as @rhali_dobson's partner proposes to her after the game! AHH! #WLeague #MCYvPER pic.twitter.com/2RDSld3L5J

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