You can’t… really blame VICE for this one.

If you’re VICE, and somebody sends you a copy of the incredibly unfortunate route of the EVERGREEN just before it wedged itself in the Suez Canal, you gotta run it. You just have to. It would be denying your very nature if you did not.

Tweet after the fold. NSFW – and that’s always fun to write when it’s referring to an aerial plot.

just to reiterate: about 10 percent of world trade has been at a standstill for 2 days because a cargo ship drew a giant dick in the Red Sea then wedged itself sideways in the Suez Canalhttps://t.co/hlN1PcmMhW pic.twitter.com/wfSKdrtpkj

— Matthew Champion (@matthewchampion) March 24, 2021

Via @DanFosterType.