When a man takes a tinkle in the middle of the street!
In my 31 years of living on the face of the earth, specifically in Kuwait, I've never ever seen something as outrageous as I've seen last weekend!
As a matter of fact I did once, last year standing in the Qa6ar St. and Salem Al-Mubarak St. traffic light in Salmiya I saw a young man, 15 maybe, giving the cars his back and doing the deed. At least he thought he was hidden by some construction site -but he wasn't- and we didn't see anything except a person's back. I chalked it off to being young and foolish. Maybe he was in a bet? After all Marina Mall was less than a 100m away!
But this weekend? Going out from Ikea and wanting to check a furniture store next to Souq Almeera, in the middle of the meera parking, without any cars surrounding him and with a full view of the main road, stood an old man in a winter dishdasha. I saw him with his dishdasha half way through his legss and I told my husband "El 7ajji eshfeeh rafe3 deshtashtah?"
Usually when I see an old man I coo and say y7leelah so I was looking at him and he looked back at me with a puzzled expression. As in why is that woman looking at me? Then my husband started yelling "Don't look don't look" at the same moment I registered a long yellow stream flowing out of him and right on the parking floor. I started screaming in shock! A man is relieving himself right there in the middle of the road surrounded by nothing to hide his modesty! In full view of the entire world! O mo 3ajba ini ga3da a6al3ah b3d!
After screaming then a fit of retching -never approaching a puddle of "liquid" on the floor again g63- I was angry! So angry! How dare this man think he can take a tinkle in the middle of the street? Where are we living? He is five minutes away from a big supermarket surely stacked with bathrooms! Why wasn't he at least trying to hide? Or do it with his back to people instead of standing there in full view of passersby?
Malat 3leeh g63! I should have called the police for him! Then again is there a law against taking a tinkle with partial frontal nudity in front of people? Would they even bother taking him to the station? Does this happen often or is it a new thing? G63 g63 g63 g63!
Have you ever seen a man doing it in full view of everyone g63!
-P.S. I just remembered that I've seen a worker doing it on the wall of the building where Pick You is located two months ago, at least his back is to people, this year! What is happening? Why is everyone suddenly doing it in the street?