GaryView: Best vampire show on TV right now

Lissa: So what's the best vampire show on TV at the moment?
Gary: Dexter.
Lissa: ?? Dexter's not a vampire.
Gary: He never seems to sleep, he's obsessed with blood, he kills people. I'd bet you my house he's based on a real vampire.
Lissa: What, a vampire with a code?
Gary: It happens sometimes.
LIssa: What about True  Blood?
Gary: I haven't seen it. I can't afford pay TV.
Lissa: You could download it off bitTorrent.
Gary: Can I have that again in English?
Lissa: I'll come and set it up for you when I'm r