Been reading your blog for a while now. Really like it. Almost makes me want to start a tumbler blog. I notice a few pages back you said you're a Republican? I was wtf? Haha. Were you joking?

Don't get a Tumblr. This shit is like heroin.

Yeah, I'm a Republican. Have been since my 18th birthday and will be till I die. My grandmother was a die-hard Republican and she insisted I register as one. I was living with her at the time (and got the distinct impression I wouldn't be if I registered independent). So I did.

Now, I think it's hilarious that I'm a Republican. I'm a spy, working deep cover. Plus, I get to vote against the craziest one in the primary. A small victory, I admit. Do I want the one who wants to impose his faux Christianity on everyone else or the one who hates women and the poor? Hmm, decisions, decisions.

I'm being a bit of a smartass. The Republican party used to be a real party before it had it its nipples twisted off by evangelical fanatics. Now it won't be able to win a national election without the help of the Supreme Court or by changing local election laws to make it harder for poor people and minorities to vote, which it is currently working on feverishly.