This Place Doesn't Fit in My Ass

Despite not fitting in my ass, this website is still deeply embedded there.

And I don't have too many ideas about how to get it out.

When you get a lightbulb stuck in your ass and you go to the emergency room, legend has it they insert a suction cup dart from a kid's gun into your ass, stick it to the (hopefully) intact lightbulb, and gently withdraw. There may be muscle relaxants involved.

I wouldn't know.

There may be a similar procedure for getting a website from your ass, but I can't find ...