Let's Make Lunch with Kalki Koechlin

*In this strangely endearing video, radically globalized playwright and Bollywood actress Kalki Koechlin chops up some lo-cal model-actress chow.

*The fun part comes at the end, when her live-in director and hapless boyfriend Anurag Kashyap has to sit at the table and shovel that stuff in. Anurag looks pretty perky about the prospect, but I'd swear the poor guy has shed five kilos already.

*In the interest of full disclosure, let me admit that I just ate a Cajun alligator tail.