"So, don't give me two Crown Royals and then ask me to make a speech at your wedding, because I..."

"So, don't give me two Crown Royals and then ask me to make a speech at your wedding, because I might just bust into the advantages of recording to 2 inch tape. Now, I think I have to go scream at some kids to get off my lawn."

- Foo Fighter Dave Grohl, clarifying his Grammy acceptance speech