Sometimes, only sometimes mind you, I suspect I might be funny

Two of my best friends just had babies very close together. I was at the store looking for cards. There was someone next to me and, without looking, I assumed it was my husband who had previously been standing there.

So I say, "The baby girl cards are fine but all the baby boy cards are so incredibly stupid. Does having a baby boy give you brain damage?"

The person next to me turned out to not be my husband but instead a random lady who laughed quite exuberantly. I apologized and explained I'd ...