"I don't understand decidedly miserable people.

My mom's friend has a husband who won't let her have sugar (what the fuck is that fuckery) and he lives a life of being miserable because his dad had a heart attack in like his 60s so therefore he has decided to lead a life of impending doom and gloom even though he is currently outliving his father. Um yeah, fuck you dude. Have fun with your miserable existence, way to make it count. Let's look for something to fuck up each day and surely we can find something. Tell ya what, let's get that heart attack happening now so your sweet wife can live a peaceful life and get some sugar in her motherfucking kitchen. Girlfriend deserves some cookies."

— paragraph from the cosmically awesome Bestgirlbetty. Here's the full post. I love this woman. You should follow her. For reals.