The story of the outhouse hibernating bear that bit the woman on her Alaskan ass

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I felt a visceral surge of commiseration when I read an Alaska woman was bit from below as she sat pants-down on the seat of her Arctic outhouse. A neighborhood bear had been hibernating in the pit.The woman, Shannon Stevens, said, “I got out there and sat down on the toilet and immediately something bit my butt.”

Surprise!

I’ve had days like that — and I’m talking from the bear’s