What kind of day was it?

It was the kind of day where this was probably the best thing I wrote today:

There once was a lass in Nantucket
Who kept her pet clam in a bucket
But she hailed from Innsmouth
A town much farther south
So either way don’t go and **** it.

— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) February 19, 2021

All @NightValeRadio‘s fault, although in retrospect I possibly shouldn’t have started by rewriting the first limerick ever so slightly. I make no apologies for the proper* limerick afterward, though. I flatter myself that it’s not half bad for a first draft.

Moe Lane

*If it’s not filthy – or at least dirty – then it’s not a proper limerick.