Yeet the Teets - Bones' Top Surgery, organized by Bones Leopard

Yeet the Teets - Bones' Top Surgery, organized by Bones Leopard:

leopardbones:

scifigrl47:

Hey, guys!

Sci here!

This?  This is my friend Bones.  They were one of the first friends I made in the Marvel fandom.  My icon is still the Clint Barton w/ Roombas that they drew for me like…  8 years ago, oh my god I can’t believe we’ve been at this for eight years, eight yeeeeears…

ANYWAY.

The global pandemic kind of screwed Bones over.  They’ve been saving for their top surgery, which was supposed to happen last year.  Guess what happened last year?  (gestures at 2020) Right.  Surgery got postponed and Bones ended up with a new employer sponsored health insurance policy that covers much, much less of the surgery cost!

which is.  Just.  A thing.

So I know money’s tight.  I know a lot of people are just holding on, or are facing financial insecurity, and I’ve been there.  But for those who can afford to toss Bones a few dollars to help them out for something that they’ve been working towards for a long time, I’d like to offer a little incentive.

First.  If you can afford and want to donate at least 20 dollars, I will send you any one of the following:

-2020 Winter Card Fics
-2019 Winter Card Fics
-2018 Winter Card Fics
-2017 Winter Card Fics
-All four of the April Fools Day fics

The first four have never been posted anywhere.  The fifth contains all the questionable kinda sorta counts as porn that I’ve posted in the last four years, but only for a very narrow window of time.

AND.

I haven’t missed the April Fools day fic in the last four years.  Sure, last one was kinda late, but I spent most of March crying, so I THINK I EARNED A FEW EXTRA DAYS OKAY.  I bring this up to say it’s one of the few things I’ve been reliable on in the last few years.

If you donate to Bones gofundme and send me the confirmation email or confirmation screenshot, you’ll be entered into a raffle.  The ‘Winner’ (in finger quotes) gets to give me a prompt for this year’s April Fool’s Day fic.

HEAVY CAVEAT: I am bad at writing naughtiness.  I am pretty damn vanilla.  I reserve the right to be like, ‘Hey I cannot write the thing you’re asking for.” Not even, ‘I don’t want to,’ legit, I can’t.  I’m bad at this.  Like.  (gestures)  Bad at this.  But if you’d like to have me write some smutty happy times of, I don’t know, Steve picking Tony up in a bar despite the fact that they live together or the Foodieverse team breaking kitchen sanitary guidelines in the safety of their own place, this is pretty much the only time you can get that out of me.

So.  If you can afford to toss Bones a few bucks, please do so.  Then send proof of your donation to sciwritesfic at gmail dot com with your choice of what fic file you’d like, and I’ll respond back with your fic file and your number in the raffle.

If you have any questions, please let me know!  Thanks guys!

(also my birthday is in like, 9 days and all I want for my birthday is for a very important person to be able to live comfortably and happily in their body, so.  Donate to Bones! Thank you!)

less than 1k to go!! <3 <3 <3