What If Two Weeks to Flatten the Curve Really Had Been Only Two Weeks?

Instead of . . . what is it now? Nearly a year? Who da thunk it?

​Man, if I was one of those conspiracy nut jobs, I'd be convinced the global elite used the "two weeks to flatten the curve" mantra to usher in a worldwide totalitarian coup . . .

Anyway, here's a funny look at what might have been if two weeks had really been two weeks. Courtesy of the Babylon Bee, one of the only news sources worth reading these days. Highly recommended.