5 Ways to Write a Terrible Novel

If you are a writer, you'll know how insistent that little Inner-Writer's voice can be, constantly banging on about the different ideas he's come up with that you absolutely have to write. You might find it simply impossible not to write.But fear not, ye who are enslaved by the urge to write. Your salvation is at hand. If you dread becoming a full time author, but cannot resist the urge to write, there is another solution: write badly.It's easy to do. Just follow these simple steps.