Mask Police

In light of this recent news:

“This is fine.” pic.twitter.com/fDJErtyzfu

— Sophia (PICK ME) Narwitz (@SophNar0747) February 5, 2021

To be sung to the music of Jazz Police by Leonard Cohen.

Can you tell me why the stores aren’t open?
No-one’s died who’s less than 84
We’ve been locked down all of 2020
Two weeks somehow turned to 54

Mask police are sniffing ’round the airport
Mask police are hiding in mufti
Mask police operate their own court
Traveller, drop your bag, it’s mask police

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