Candle Of The Week (2)

Would you spend $75 on a candle which emits an aroma replicating the smell emanating from Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina? Very fragrant it must be as the “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle contains hints of geranium, citrusy bergamot, cedar absolutes, Damask rose, and ambrette seed.  

Well, a woman from Kilburn, Jody Thompson, did and, anxious to get a whiff of Ms Paltrow’s muff, actually lit the thing. “The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere”, she reported. Leaving her little option but to throw it out of the front door.

Some vagina!