KVSC Trivia Recap

Oh, the things I've learned…

1. When you are on stage, and someone throws up a pair of panties with a message written on them in Sharpie®, do not pause to read the message. You will likely lose your composure.

2. I have a list of people I block right away when I sign up for a new social media site, on account of not wanting to hear from them. Not now or ever again. Exes, former intolerable co-workers, unthwarted enemies… That sort of thing. I ran into one of them at trivia and they sincerely asked me what I'm doing with my life these days. They honestly didn't know. It's been so long since I've heard that question, I didn't have an answer. Still not unblocking, though.

3. This was hilarious.

4. There are times when Jill Riley and I actually believe we are Jake and Elwood Blues.

5. It's important to politely decline the free shots that dozens of teams keep buying you. In fact, from now on I will politely decline all booze bought for me.

6. I've got to remember that people are going to get calls from strangers in the middle of the night every time I write them into a question. I hear the Scrimshaws actually handled the calls quite well. No idea how others did…

7. If you ask the bartender at the Red Carpet for three orange whips, she will make them.