This Quote of the Day has not been approved by...

... the FDA as it is raw and unpasteurized:

"I can't believe in 2012 the federal government is raiding Amish farmers at gunpoint all over a basic human right to eat natural food," said one of them, who asked not to be named but received weekly shipments of eggs, milk, honey and butter from Rainbow Acres, a farm near Lancaster, Pa. "In Maryland, they force taxpayers to pay for abortions, but God forbid we want the same milk our grandparents drank."

The solution seems obvious: claim that fresh farm products are contraceptives and are necessary for the fulfillment of "reproductive justice". Then the government will not only make sure everybody has access to them, they will be covered by your insurance, promoted by Planned Parenthood, and handed out for free at high schools across the land.