grammar bot: hold up HOLD UP, what is *this*? this sentence has like FIVE comas! what the actual hell?? have you ever written a sentence in your LIFE?

grammar bot: hold up HOLD UP, what is *this*? this sentence has like FIVE comas! what the actual hell?? have you ever written a sentence in your LIFE?
me: it's a list
grammar bot: i give this sentence a rating of Very Difficult to Read, your writing ELO has dropped by 50 pts