What does it take?

It takes a village! Or people other than just me!

What am I talking about? Getting one of my stories into your readerly hands!

It takes me days or weeks or months (depending on the length of a story and whether Mr. Muse is being cooperative) to finish a book. Then it takes a few hours or days to spit-polish that thing before I send it to my editor.

MY EDITOR IS GOD!!!

No, really, she is a God among us humans because only an all-forgiving divine entity would overlook the dumb shit I put in my sto...