Why I Love Writing Romance, Even Though I’m Not About That Life

Okay, it’s not that I’m not into romance, I’m just not the romantic type. It literally makes me uncomfortable, at least when it comes to receiving gifts or any gestures that is perceived to be romantic, such as candlelit dinners for two where we both pretend not to know that one of us farts out loud for fun.

 

 

I just don’t know how to react to it, the act of romance, not the farting.

 

I have never cried at a wedding, not even for my own vows which is what leads me to think that I might be br...