Wednesday Weirdness–The freaks come out any time!

Welcome to another edition of Wednesday Weirdness. I haven't done these in a while, but decided it was time to start again. Here goes!

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I'm not quite sure what is going on in this picture, but I know one thing. If I saw this guy walking down the street, I'd certainly run the other way.

Here's how it works: Look at the photo, come up with a caption. Post the caption in the comments. I will select a random commenter to receive a free copy of my upcoming release, Wings of Desire when it comes out. I'll pick a winner on Saturday evening, so you have plenty of time to keep those captions coming!

Here's my attempt:

Hammerhead sharks and BDSM don't mix!