Thrashing awesome etiquette!

Tuesdays is cheap movie night again. (I'm not sure how long it has been so, but I was surprised this summer to discover this quaint tradition has returned.)

Now, in case you plan on wading through the crowds to see some fine cinematic entertainment. (Your odds are low, actually, to see something fine, though if you lower your expectations enough, you may leave entertained. Recently, some movies have dropped below even the lowest of thresholds, leading some to posit the Fallacy of Lowered...